11/24/2011

Syllogism

A Syllogism I just  came up with:




People say girls help moms.
Shreyas helped mom.
Therefore, Shreyas is a girl


Hey! I'm not a girl!

11/18/2011

Happy 284th Birthday Jaipur!

India has a new city,
    Jaipur, it must be.
Home for my grandmothers and grandfathers
    Across the seven seas.

(Chorus)
Jaipur, Jaipur,
    I love you.
The forts, and food
    I love them too.

Jaipur is the pinkcity,
    the pink city of India.
I want to go to the Pinkcity,
    Do ya?
Happy 284th Birthday Jaipur!


11/16/2011

Egg Joke

Why is the father egg sweating with yolk? His son was cracking him to do his report.