Some funny riddles

What does a fungus need to grow?


What could be name of the new company after Fedex and UPS merge?


Why did the chicken cross the road now?


Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

Jokes

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant!

How should you react when you see an object with a $100 price tag?

Is that tag made of gold or something?

Once I met Ant Man and asked him if I could borrow a dollar. 

He responded, "Sorry. I'm a little short."