Jokes

Baby earthworm to mommy earthworm: Am I late to school?Mommy earthworm: yes you are. what in earth were you doing?
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Which star is really heavy? A rock-star
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Which lizard knows it all? Newt (knew it)
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Which dinosaur runs fast? Ty-ran-nosaurus Rex
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Which drink makes you laugh? Sodha ha ha ha
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What happens when you take away an eye from a fish? You get a fsh
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Which car is a toy? Toy-ota
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Where do mommies go for Pizza? Mamma Jills (because Papas get pizza from Papa Johns)
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Other than Washington, which state is named after a person? Montana (after Hannah Montanna)

Limerick: The Shoe

There once was a shoe,
    That went cock-a-doodle-do,
He turned into Sketchers,
     He wanted to play checkers,
But he didn't know what to do!

Composed and typed by: Shreyas Rana

Egg & Cheese Flat

I invented the recipe for what I call "Egg and Cheese flat". I asked my dad to make it for me and here is what it came out to be:

Here is the recipe for my "Egg and Cheese flat":

Contents:

• Egg - 1
• Whole wheat bread - 1
• American cheese slice - 1
• Salt - 1 pinch
• Spinach - 2 leaves
• Tomato - a few pieces

Recipe:

• Take one egg
• Break it in a cup
• Cut spinach in small pieces
• Cut tomato in small pieces
• Put spinach, tomato and a pinch of salt in the cup with egg
• Beat them thoroughly
• Heat up a pan
• Pour the mixture in the pan
• When its brown and cooked, cut it in four square pieces
• Take American cheese and cut it in two square pieces (same size as the egg pieces)
• Take wheat bread and cut off the edges
• Cut the bread in two pieces, same size as the egg pieces
• Heat the bread pieces slightly (don't let them turn brown)
• Put one cheese piece on top of each bread
• Put two egg pieces on top of each bread

A scrumptious Egg & Cheese flat is ready to be served... yummmmm!


Recipe by: Shreyas
Typed by: Hemendra