Baby earthworm to mommy earthworm: Am I late to school?Mommy earthworm: yes you are. what in earth were you doing?
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Which star is really heavy? A rock-star
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Which lizard knows it all? Newt (knew it)
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Which dinosaur runs fast? Ty-ran-nosaurus Rex
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Which drink makes you laugh? Sodha ha ha ha
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What happens when you take away an eye from a fish? You get a fsh
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Which car is a toy? Toy-ota
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Where do mommies go for Pizza? Mamma Jills (because Papas get pizza from Papa Johns)
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Other than Washington, which state is named after a person? Montana (after Hannah Montanna)
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